Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

Homie sexual

When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.

Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual

by Kipzafterlife September 7, 2019

Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 September 23, 2015

Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.

“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks”

by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021

Sexual reject

Individual who is widely regarded as sexually unfit in the commonplace heterosexual sexual relationship, that is denied sexual desire and attention from the opposite sex. i.e: Trans, Intersex individuals.

Sam: Why don't you get a boyfriend already, Trish?

Trish: I'm a sexual reject, no one would want me.

by julstick June 25, 2019

Speed Sexual

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.

Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.

by FrostyAHigh June 19, 2022

Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)

Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”

by that kid across the road October 29, 2019