Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 03, 2021

Streaming services

These things are not by any chance free; the videos are low-quality and it’s better if one visits WcoTV or Watch Cartoons Online, that’s the real deal.

Who the heck pays $100 per month for some lame streaming services?!

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 08, 2024

cat girl services

cat girl services is the main operation of the CGL (cat girl legion) and includes people paying for various sexual pleasures

yo man i got the cat girl services yesterday

by October 28, 2020

call service

A service that bring prostitutes to your house

Amanda, doesn't your mom work at a call service?

by Rodmud February 18, 2018

Angry Service Truck

When your on your knees changing a tire and the bend door smacks you in the back of the head

Cale was on a road call and was angry service trucked....

by PrincessRose0413 February 19, 2022

Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.

Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024

Window service

Drive thru strip club

Ben got the window service cuz he's too much of a loser to go inside

by Ketchup boy July 24, 2021