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Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
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service beer

A beer you can take anywhere, church airplanes, grocery stores ect..
Security: Sir you can't drink in here. Customer: "yes, I can. This is a service beer"
by Sickgnar November 15, 2020
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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
by Get a mug April 6, 2022
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MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.
Exactly, I’m rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE ) and it’s good for me
by God If He Was Straight August 31, 2022
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Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.
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crowd service

when a naked girl/boy sits on their knees and just waits for a passerby to show they intend to put their cock in their mouth. a crowd can start to form which can easily turn into a blowbang.
When at the sauna, Riley loves to crowd service the random guys that walk around.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
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Rail Service

When you have a reguarly scheduled meet up with the homies and invite over a girl to “run a train on her”
Dam bro we really gave her the Rail Service!

Let’s meet up with that girl at the bar and give her the Rail Service!
by Chocosaltyballs May 5, 2024
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