Seasonal Hoes

Friends that only talk to you when they are having a problem or got no one else to talk to.

Friends that come to you like an ex when they want dick/pussy

Half my friends are seasonal hoes.

by You mad March 13, 2016

seasoned food

something white people wont have

Damn bro yo food is not seasoned food

by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021

Single Season

During the school months, begins August and ends in June. This season is the opposite of cuffing season but it's where people don't want to get into a relationship and mostly stays on focus with bettering themselves in school, gym, etc.

Jennifer: Want me to hook you up with anybody form our school?
Sydney: No thanks it's single season

by Big Baller Angel June 5, 2017

season song

A season song is a terribly long song usually consisting of a slower tempo and unnecessarily sappy love-induced lyrics. These songs seem to be so long, that it feels like every season has passed you by while listening to said song. These songs are insanely popular on shows such as American Idol.

I can tell this is going to be a season song, I want to hibernate already!

by k barton December 15, 2007

gassing season

The time between January and June 23rd when your peers over emphasizes achievements in your life even when they aren't that great

Stop gassing Tito it's not even gassing season

by JBlev$2Turnt May 22, 2017

lamp season

When a girl needs perfect lighting to send an ass pic aka lamp szn. Not too dark but not too light just the perfect lighting.

“It’s always lamp season for shotties”
“Is it lamp season tonight?”
“Can i borrow your lamp for lamp season”

by LostInTheWoods123 January 4, 2020

Dry season

When it doesn't rain

Wow it's a dry season it hasn't rain for a month

by Crazynugget November 18, 2019