A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
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Middle School (n.) MID del SKOOL
1.) The place where your self-esteem will turn to shit. You will sink into a depression and feel more alone than you have ever felt in your life. Drama awaits around every corner. People hook up, do drugs, make out, cut, drink alchohol, and a number of other stupid things, so they can look back and feel “mature”.
2.) The place where you will find yourself backtracking on every promise you have ever made yourself in elementary school. "Be yourself?" "Be unique?" "Don't care about popularity!" Ha! Good luck, kid. It'll be harder than it looks when you're trapped in a cement block full of 400 hormonal preteens.
3.) Junior High Facebook consists of a.) posting "cute" pictures of yourself online, b.) constantly rubbing in the fact that you are Having More Fun than everyone else, and c.) constantly rubbing in the fact that you are "sooooo close" withh all of your "BFFS... or should I say, Sistaas!"
4.) The place that kids are extremely excited to go to at first-- lockers, new teachers, feeling like adults. Soon the novelty will wear off and you will see it for what it really is... a shark tank. With very bitchy sharks.
6.) If you are not popular, you will hang out on the sidelines making cynical remarks, while secretly feeling like crap and wishing you ARE popular. If you ARE popular, you are constantly fake-smiling and pretending you are perfect, while secretly STILL feeling like crap.
1.) The place where your self-esteem will turn to shit. You will sink into a depression and feel more alone than you have ever felt in your life. Drama awaits around every corner. People hook up, do drugs, make out, cut, drink alchohol, and a number of other stupid things, so they can look back and feel “mature”.
2.) The place where you will find yourself backtracking on every promise you have ever made yourself in elementary school. "Be yourself?" "Be unique?" "Don't care about popularity!" Ha! Good luck, kid. It'll be harder than it looks when you're trapped in a cement block full of 400 hormonal preteens.
3.) Junior High Facebook consists of a.) posting "cute" pictures of yourself online, b.) constantly rubbing in the fact that you are Having More Fun than everyone else, and c.) constantly rubbing in the fact that you are "sooooo close" withh all of your "BFFS... or should I say, Sistaas!"
4.) The place that kids are extremely excited to go to at first-- lockers, new teachers, feeling like adults. Soon the novelty will wear off and you will see it for what it really is... a shark tank. With very bitchy sharks.
6.) If you are not popular, you will hang out on the sidelines making cynical remarks, while secretly feeling like crap and wishing you ARE popular. If you ARE popular, you are constantly fake-smiling and pretending you are perfect, while secretly STILL feeling like crap.
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Get the Gulf Middle School mug.Located in the middle of Lake County, Fl where the teachers are fucking garbage and dont give two shits if you understand anything, work usually takes 2 weeks to be graded by then your grade is still garbage and report cards are out. Girls are constantly fighting over the pettiest things and will talk shit but when confronted they claim they never said anthying than you have the 7th and 8th grade boys who thinks their the shit and walk around with their underwear half out their breath is so hot they will leave steam on your glasses and currently i guess waves are the trend since people wanna go bald and cut their hair off for it when they dont even look good the principal is a fat fuck belongs in the back of the guiness world record book for fattest principal in the world she looks like she will walk into the lunch room and grab 2 ice creams and eat that shit point is tavares is garbage
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Wow, you live in salem? That sucks now you have to go to Woodbury Middle School. Did you hear Adam Sbai holds the schoolwide suspension record?
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