Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013

satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 12, 2015

satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

Satan Chocolate

A common term for a Justinian SHIT.

Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.

by DoctorLongDONG April 13, 2009

Satanic evangelism

Where satanist are making an effort to convert as many people to satanism as they can. there goal is to convert everyone in the world to satanism.

what do you think about satanic evangelism?

by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

Satan Head

Getting really rough head from a girl because she is super "horny".

Girl got horny, gave me satan head. Hoe went Emily Rose tried to break the bed.

by Blitzthe6x6 October 23, 2011

releasing satan

another way to say farting

sam keeps releasing satan!
I was trying to flush out the satan

by darstar November 10, 2003