Will Riker Effect

It's the unsettling feeling given to others by a man who has removed his facial hair and who, as a consequence, looks strange and unfamiliar. It is often intensified by any one, or more, of these: a weak chin, thin lips, or a strongly cleft chin.

When I shaved my beard off, my girlfriend stopped putting out. She blamed it on work stress, but I think it was the Will Riker Effect.

by chinmusic78 December 9, 2012

Miles river middle school

Miles river middle school is the preppiest middle school in Massachusetts exclusively for the stuck up kids in Hamilton wenham. When walking through the halls you will be overwhelmed with the amount of vineyard vines you see. MRMS is known for High test scores and chill kids. The school does very well in sports and has the nicest equipment because we live in Hamilton wenham

Oh you go to miles river middle school? How preppy are you?

by Sexy person125 September 30, 2016

Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020

John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

by Truedad October 2, 2014

sip your river

The liquid that gets trapped around the ring on the top of a soda can

When sharing a drink with someone: Hey, before I take a drink of that, will you sip your river.

Example 2: My girlfriend doesn’t sip the river when she’s done taking a drink

by sarasavage June 14, 2018

Oak Park and River Forest High School

It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t

College student: I went to Oak Park and River Forest High School, “it’s in Chicago”.
Other student: oh you’re one of those...

by justanotherwhitebitch May 7, 2019