ride the luge 

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.

"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!

ride the luge by sweetsusieofawesomeness December 6, 2012

ride to live

1. So addicted to riding you MUST ride or whither away. (motorcycles)
2. Diabetics that MUST exercise...this is their motto, "ride to live" (motorcycles)

I am a diabetic, I must ride to live...

ride to live by Trustme69 November 1, 2013

Ride ghetto 

Skateboarding term; To ride ghetto means to skate on the sidewalk/pavement as opposed to in a skate park or on the road.

Arildson: "We need to get to his yard quickly, bus is long for man."
Matt: "Fuck it, let's just ride ghetto."

Ride ghetto by EscobarLDN December 9, 2013

Ride the mustache 

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.

I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.

Ride the mustache by Word finder January 2, 2014

ride of pride 

alternative to the walk of shame, when the guy gives the girl a ride home the next morning, allowing her to proudly arrive at the destination rather than stumbling home in heels at 9 am

She had to do the walk of shame because the broke motherfucker couldn't afford a car to give her the ride of pride

ride of pride by yungchettyson October 29, 2014

ride the one legged pony 

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

ride the one legged pony by lddc March 28, 2015

ride myself 

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature

BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)

ride myself by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016