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reality

1) Is what you come back to after saying something completly insane.
2) whatever you are doing right now.
1) First person: "who am i?"
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.
by Lozzza September 1, 2006
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reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.
mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...
by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022
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Grounded in reality

What the democratic party is not in terms of following their own imposed rules during the covid 19 pandemic
by Sexydimma June 6, 2021
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reiitis

the inability to interact socially with a female companion
Guy: Man, that guy has a bad case of reiitis.
Dude: No i heard it was herpes
by moofoo September 27, 2003
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Relation-shitter

One who likes to shit on other people relationships. Will go behind their own friends back to tell their friends bf/gf what they are doing wrong and why they should break up with them.
Dude fuck that Austin Adams kid, he always is telling my girlfriend when I am talking shit about her he is such a relation-shitter!
by The Mighty Ryan June 2, 2009
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Reality Show Off

A reality show person who changes behavior, usually more obnoxious, when the cameras are rolling.
John is always trying to be a bad ass when the cameras are rolling on that show. He's really just a wuss. What a reality show off.
by ideofrenik February 22, 2012
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