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Queef Face

A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth
Dude sally gave me Queef Face!
by SpedEx_express May 15, 2019
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queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
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Rumble Queef

A queef so massive, it rumbles the chair/bench that the woman is sitting on, thus sending vibrations to the people surrounding her.
At lunch today, I felt a quick vibration on my seat. A woman sitting near me looked embarassed.

She must have rumble queefed.
by Rod Stiffington III November 22, 2010
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Queens Queef

When your playing chess with a girl and she shoves the queen in her vagina and queefs it out at Mach 12 into her opponents head , ending the game and declaring her the victor
"damn she hit him with the queens queef"
by Peter Pensylvania November 22, 2021
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cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.
I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!
by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020
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Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.
Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022
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Cali-Queef

When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.
Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
by Girlspewpewtoo March 4, 2022
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