Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus March 13, 2011

sparkley purple zebra

A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.

She is my sparkley purple zebra

by Bestmetalheadfriend May 1, 2011

Purple Ram

The black sheep of the black sheeps, the unconformist that doesn't conform to either conformity or unconformity, is generally seen as weird or bizarre, and is agreed by everyone else that he/she/it belongs in the Twilight Zone.

Idiom: "There's a black sheep in every family. However, if instead you have the purple ram, well: you're totally fucked!"

by BaconFTW!!! January 21, 2010

Purplelectric

A way to describe something 'funky' or glamourous in a different way. To describe something so unusual and bizarre yet alluring and attractive. From the word "purplelectricity" by the artist Prince in the song "Temptation."

"That girl wears clothing so purplelectric that I don't think anyone can copy her style!"
"No one will ever understand me, but they still like me. I'm purplelectric."

by ~*Purplelectrica*~ October 27, 2003

purple tooth

one who's tooth or teeth have changed color due to excessive drinking of red wine.

Scotty's got some purple tooth going from all the Franzia he's been chugging.

by AndrewSc August 20, 2007

purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by dj-hartford April 29, 2008

Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009