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Oklahoma Hand Puppet 

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass
My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

Fishy Chinese Puppet 

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.
P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.
Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.
West Virginia Hand Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.
Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.
Mississippi Mud Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Cincinnati Sock Puppet

An entertainment term for controlling disguise via unreal/dmx. Coming from the term sock puppet in which you shove your fist so far up d3s ass that you can control it like a sock puppet.
This is going to be a pain in the ass to control. Sounds like we need to give Fernando another Cincinnati sock puppet.

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.
You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.
Kroger hand puppet by Forzaboy February 19, 2026