Puppet master

People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.

The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

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Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

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You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.

I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.

by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019

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The Puppet

A sexual act in which one partner tries to stick their whole arm in the other partners rectum.

Oh god baby I love it when you do the puppet to me!

by TheGayVirgin October 30, 2020

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Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005

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