Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.
Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.
by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017
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usher puddles

When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos
We fucked so hard and got so sweaty making usher puddles
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puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"
by William Beiler October 26, 2007
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Dry puddle

Puddle that has evaporated and left a stain
by Definitionman92 February 14, 2024
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snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets
by Harley36 July 26, 2015
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tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
by Foxy5 April 04, 2019
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Puddle pussy

When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
by The Dude23 August 30, 2022
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