Paddle Boarding

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.

Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.

by Skin DIver February 6, 2022

smut peddler

one who gives porn to people

larry flynt is a smut peddler!

by daughters February 7, 2005

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Yaoi paddle

A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.

One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.

It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.

Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*

Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."

Person1 "Awwww."

by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

puddled

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.

"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"

by Antman of NZ June 11, 2016

pudderboat

The act of her sitting on his face, receiving oral sex while he verbally says LaLaLa and pudders on her vajayjay.

Tyler: Hey baby wanna pu-pu-pu pudderboat?

Dani: oh fuck yeah! LaLaLa

by SabeyPayne January 1, 2018