a fucking potato

an aggressive description the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato

by Starberry Gaming May 20, 2021

roman the potato

roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.

Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!

by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023

potato juice

another word for vodka

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.

by James Vangohe May 14, 2007

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

by jeska September 7, 2003

potato mic

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.

(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him

by bobbeh billeh August 11, 2014

potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020

Cyber Potato

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.

I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.

by Havana192 November 22, 2009