Ponge

An incredibly small penis

Oh damn you have a ponge

by zhizhigaming February 14, 2021

Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.

Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass

by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021

Pong

The absolute coolest and hottest mf on the planet

Pong is so awesome. Look at him.

by thepongiestpong March 11, 2021

ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.

"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."

by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021

cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.

Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021

Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle

“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”

by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021

Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.

X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir

by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022