chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

plant gang

a slang word used by people who like or play as the plants inside video games such as piranha plant (super smash brothers ultimate) wormwood (don't starve together) or plantera (terraria)

holy cannoli, i like piranha plant too, plant gang!!!!

by paper horse filled with candy March 5, 2023

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

Amish power plant

See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!

I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.

by Jackie M. Paper January 5, 2022

Seed Planting

When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.

Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021