Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

Zhit Posting

The best group on Whatsapp founded by Hard-core zoo bishi

Are you in Zhit Posting?

by PessiPM10 February 23, 2022

De-pissing

The process of depissing some in which you - with consent - roofie them, feed them lots of water and liquids before pushing down on their stomach forcing them to pee all while they are asleep.

Yo, I heard Deana got de-pissed by Josh!

I heard Sandra likes de-pissing.

by Dimmadem April 3, 2022

STOP POSTING

Used when you want somebody to stop posting something.

'STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!'

by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022

baby pissing

child peeing; diapers. Like me. nuggets of the chicken variety. i like cheese.

i saw a baby pissing.

by Gabe the Babe is HOT May 17, 2022

Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.

Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!

by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022

Bara Posting

Posting a multitude of images pertaining to capybaras on a media platform, digital or analog.

Person 1: "Why does Jessica only post pictures of capybaras?"
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."

by patriosaurus July 24, 2022