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Picardio

The act of losing weight and the respect your children by watching nostalgia bait sci-fi while doing stationary aerobic exercises
oh god, dad's doing picardio while my friends are over, I'm so embarrassed
by safetythongs May 30, 2023
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gravy packaged

When everyone that plays outwar realizes that they're all gay.
I was totally raiding last night until everyone got gravy packaged.
by bnaum October 9, 2007
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Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.
Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.
by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011
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mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.
Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.
by NoMotards January 10, 2012
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amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
by My cock! March 9, 2016
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UPS Package

n. / v.

1. Unprotected sex
2. The act of having unprotected sex
Bro, I gave her the UPS package last night and now I'm worried there might be a delivery in 9 months
by gkel1220 September 8, 2016
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The picasso

After cumming in a girls back(the canvas). Use your dick (the brush)to draw a picture with the cum, open a pack of glitter and sprinkle it on her back.

When she gets up and the loose glitter falls leaving only the one stuck to your cum you can proceed to apreciate your artwork!
Talk about arts n crafts! I gave this girl "the picasso" once, she liked it so much she got a tattoo of it to make it permanent!
by Thepicasso July 27, 2017
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