phantom wang

the art of showing your genitals in a hidden fashion so the person seeing the genitalia doesn't know who the perpetrator is.

Esteban phantom wanged some girls and traffic from the third story balcony.

by dong warrior November 22, 2010

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

by jfox May 2, 2006

phantom sanchez

you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.

Did you give that girl a phantom sanchez last night?

by KidDP345 June 11, 2006

Phantom Dump

When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.

Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.

by Rico DelMar December 22, 2008

Phantom Scooby

Phantom Scooby is when your girl is sleeping, you rub one out on her ass, pull up her panties and slap her ass. the load dries and in the morning when she goes to pee...the panties are stuck to her ass

Like Sleep Attack, a night time Phantom Scooby

by FOFFRACING October 19, 2009

phantom pooper

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.

becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."

by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011