Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 08, 2011

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 06, 2023

famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

Chiefin’ at the pad

Smoking pot at your house. Possibly even cooler if your parents don’t know.

Chad- Bro mom caught me chiefin’ at the pad last night!
Dylan- Dang man! Did she beat your ass?
Chad- Nah that hoe put 5 on it!

by FortyOppa March 12, 2021

Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband

Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator

by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler April 07, 2016

Wayne Pad

A word that I made up. Even though Wayne is a guy's name, 'Wayne Pad' can be used for both genders, it doesn't matter.

This word is used for people who are addcited to Wattpad or just use it very often. It describes them as people who are dirty minded, horny, and reads lemons.

Person A: Yo I caught Jeff reading lemons on Wattpad.

Person B: I'm not surprised, he's a Wayne Pad.

by uh wha November 27, 2020