Droopy and Poopy

A double act involving a half man, half Bert, half pig wearing nipple tassels dancing around another man on all fours with a strange ability to fart on demand for Preminger periods of time.
Man did you see "droopy and poopy " perform tonight, it made me feel sick.
by Joesmumstrackies69 May 19, 2017
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Poopie Mommy

(1)A gigantic, amazing, euphoric bowel movement often resulting in a sigh of relief and a story to tell all when you have exited the bathroom. A truely memorable defication.

(2)To dominate a person or persons in any competitive event.
(1) "I had the best poopie mommy this morning when I woke up, I need to cut back on the late night munchies."

(2) "Wow that was a pathetic performance on your part, we poopie mommied all over your face."
by PoopieMommyOnFace September 04, 2009
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poopy tilapia

When someone uses a condom, then removes it and defecates in it. Afterwards slaps you in the face with it.
Ryan got a poopy tilapia from Mike, while Jason watched and got a Dover dustoff
by Yoham smit December 20, 2017
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Poopy head

The best insult any man has ever created
OMG, Tom is such a poopy head, he took my diamonds!
by regrettispaghetti May 18, 2019
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Poopy nose

A poopy nose is a simple prank that can be carried out on young siblings, intoxicated friends, or significant others. To give someone a poopy nose, one must first begin by clamping a misled or unconscious persons nose between the first knuckles/joints of the pointer and middle finger. Immense pressure must then be applied to the nose while executing a pulling motion. Attempt to pull the nose off, more or less. This, if done properly, while cause an enormous scab to form on nose of the person receiving the poopy over the next 24 hours. Repeating the act will increase effectiveness
Max is passed out drunk on the couch. Let's give him a poopy nose so we can all make fun of his scab for the next week or two.
by rooolf December 19, 2011
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Poopy Pass

When a piece of feces is passed from anus to anus. Also known as the "Shit Swap" or "Turd Toss".
Poopy Pass: "Hey baby, let's line up assholes and pass a turd back & forth all night"
by Dizzyd33 February 09, 2010
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