Onion Ooty

An Extremely, grotesque, flat, and nasty fat nasty,ass.

Whoa, that chick shouldn't be wearing those tight jeans with that Onion Ooty.

by Juicebox1216 September 7, 2007

mustard on yo onions

Quick or fast pace describing an action.

Damn man, you got some mustard on yo onions today!

by Jeff Hanson May 25, 2005

Bulging the onion bag

Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.

Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!

by EinZweiDie January 2, 2011

Liver and Onions

A slang term referencing the female genitalia.

Wow, she had well tidy liver and onions.

by SwinFish September 22, 2010

onion fuck

n. UN'yun fuk - A woman with a hot body, but an ugly face. Derived from the fact that before you fuck her, you'd like to raise her skirt above her head and tie a rope around it to keep it in place, thereby creating an onion-dome shape.

v. - To actually fuck such a woman in such a manner.

Dopey guy, walking behind woman with hot body: "Whoa, I'd like to get sassy with that chassis!"

Same dopey guy, after seeing same woman turn around to reveal her butt-ugly face: "Damn, an onion fuck! I wonder if she'll let me onion fuck her."

by maximum g December 9, 2008

Onion Boy

The main character in the book "The Adventures of Onion Boy". Created and Illustrated by Athena Mariah LaRue. Onion Boy is the Leader of a fictional Mutant Revolution.

Onion Boy would be listed under the genus: Allium Sapiens

by slimy snail January 27, 2007

In my onion

When someone asks you what IMO means, you tell them "in my onion" to keep them thoroughly confused.

DJ: IMO my dick is soft
Cydney: What is IMO
DJ: In my onion.
Cydney: Hahaha onion is such a funny word

by DJ Squeezy Juice January 22, 2009