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Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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oil gear

Waterproof clothing consisting of overall pants and a rain jacket used on the deck of a boat or anywhere you might get wet.
Old lobster traps tears up your oil gear.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023
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Racing gear

Racing gear Dressed for sex .
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "
by Slickforlife June 18, 2018
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grind my gears

“santi you should grind my gears”
“okay sabrina maybe i will😏”
by saltysanty October 12, 2020
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4th gear

something jessie iwulji cannot reach
As they shift to 4th gear, there’s a car 10 seconds off the pace! It’s Jessie Iwulji!
by Livinginyourwalls March 4, 2022
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Gear Fear

JawshPawshTV isn't scared to lose his gear. He has no Gear Fear. His wiener is fucking huge. Kilowhiskey_ is a huge bitch though, and is terrified if losing his gear.
by JawshPawshTV December 8, 2019
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gear goggles

To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.
I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on
by fluffed-up November 21, 2014
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