Lazy Pains

It is the sharp pains you get in your ribs when there is work to be done

Mom: Go out there and help you Dad in the garden
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy

by thebrownsound123 November 28, 2009

Lazy Bum

Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.

Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.

Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1

This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records

Frequently seen as a 12/10

Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.

Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.

The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed

by 0456 May 23, 2022

lazy sos

Lazy sack of shit

Get off the couch and help with the dishes you lazy sos

by awmm February 11, 2020

Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.

Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"

by Jack dake November 30, 2017

lazy but talented

Basically it means you are lazy, but you are skilled in many things.

I'm not a couch potato, I am lazy but talented. I can play guitar, skate, make someone's day better and a whole lot of other things.

by That one guy with a face. February 12, 2016

Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.

"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"

by MightyMurloc January 07, 2012

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy November 02, 2008