Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022

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Office Lady

Office lady is a term in asian countries for low ranking female office worker who's job aside from traditional paper-shuffling is expected to perform traditional female duties such as serving tea to their bosses and clients.

"Katjaa got an office job in some big Japanese company, hope she likes her life as an Office Lady"

by Pwner1 January 11, 2023

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Office Assaulter

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

by jb02 December 9, 2008

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I'm in the Office

If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.

Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"

by Cole Truman March 25, 2008

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Officer Down

the evolution of "shots fired" and its iterative extension "shots received." Instead of wasting time reflecting on the past, recipients of an insult now just report the crisis in real time.

"hanging out with you made me behave shamefully" "ouch. officer down"

by scout3y February 23, 2015

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