1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
by The Office Turtles Brigade March 22, 2012
Get the Office Turtlemug. by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022
Get the Oval Officemug. This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.
While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!
by jb02 December 9, 2008
Get the Office Assaultermug. If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.
Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"
by Cole Truman March 25, 2008
Get the I'm in the Officemug. the evolution of "shots fired" and its iterative extension "shots received." Instead of wasting time reflecting on the past, recipients of an insult now just report the crisis in real time.
by scout3y February 23, 2015
Get the Officer Downmug. stupid fucking pig that chooses to work for a corrupt racist system that biases white hetero cis men💕
by aesukin June 11, 2020
Get the police officermug. Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
by foug September 7, 2003
Get the office linebackermug.