German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)

Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!

by ImGerman December 22, 2019

the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.

"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"

by BonnoP November 24, 2015

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

German Banana

Sausage link.

I caught Matt gobbling a German Banana for breakfast.

by Howufigure? April 27, 2021

German shepherding

If he don’t lick that ass he’s a little boy.

German shepherding is going down town to brown town.

by Darla505 August 11, 2021

German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex

Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.

by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020

German waterfall

German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.

Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall

by Bigsops April 02, 2022