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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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Nose Cone

A person or animal who is so interested in another person or animal's business. They usually stick their nose where it doesn't belong.
Fluffy wouldn't stop sniffing Jerry's pants!
Yeah, she's a real nose cone.

Tom kept asking about Lauren's whereabouts and I told him to stop being such a nose cone.
by Juliepalooza August 26, 2011
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Nose Gut

A word used as a filler or randomly used in a conversation.

Just a random thing to say
-Hey Dude, What was the homework yesterday?

-It was like Pg. 696, problems... I don't know man, uhhhh, nose gut.

-Want some of my sandwich?

-No, nose guts!
by GutNose October 10, 2014
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Nose fucking

The act of sticking your nose up a ass or pussy.
Man 1:"I heard nose fucking is pretty fun."
Man 2:"yeah it's pretty fun."
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a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.
Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."
by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013
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nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015
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nose salute

when you wipe your nose quickly with your hand or sleeve.
this gives the impression that you're giving a sort of lower-than-usual salute by moving your hand from right to left.
My brother has a really bad cold, so every two minutes he gives me a hardcore nose salute.
by Dj Yahia January 7, 2009
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