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Nintendo

A once respectable gaming console company in the mid-80's to early 90's... It has now fallen to a shameful level of using desperate capitalist measures, including cheaply made merchandise (eg: Pokemon), and releasing games that are high in graphic and low in storyline/maturity.

It's mascot is Mario, a stereotype Italian who fights enemies often named after racial slurs for Italians. (eg: goombas)

The oldschool Nintendo generation has grown up, and it's fanbase now consists of fanboys whom are too young to ploy their parents into buying a Playstation 2 (PS2) with GTA3, or a high end computer capable of playing Battlefield 1942 or even Quake.
Nintendork: "Wow, Metroid Prime with it's cheesy alien-zapping HalfLife ripoff game play and tedious backtracking is awesome! And it's the long awaited sequal to a l33t game that was a hit before I was even born! This is obviously the best game ever made!
Common Sense Gamer: Shut the hell up and pick up a copy of Starcraft or Battlefield 1942 if you want good gaming.
by hatred May 16, 2003
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Nintendo Wii

Pronounced as the "Nintendo Weee", as in "weeeeeeee" there goes the goddman wireless controller I just hurled out my window.

The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.
1. Dude, we're having a total Wii party at my house tonight. Bring lots of ice for your wrist.

2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)
by ByronGman2 September 21, 2008
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Nintendo Rave

A rave with Super Mario Bros. Music and other gay songs with little kids who jump up and down and lick acid off 14 yr old girl's tits.
"Yo, did you go to that Nintendo Rave??"

"Yeah, that 14 yr old girl was hot."
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You suck at nintendo

when someone sucks really bad at any video game or monitor related device. The term is insulting because no matter what game you will be playing, you suck at the longest lasting original gaming system, nintendo
"dude i got game over on final fantasy again!" (ps2 game)

"dude its just cuz you really suck at nintendo!"

"wtf?"
by 3.1415 May 13, 2005
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nintendo 64

I played Nintendo 64 with my girlfriend last night and her best friend.
by Mick March 20, 2005
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Nintendo Switch

Ricegum: Hey baby, say hello to my little friend.

Girl: Do you mean your penis?

Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.

Girl: Fuck me hard.
by ShitOnADick66 December 9, 2017
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Nittany Lioness

The female version of a Nittany Lion. Often a Penn State (PSU) graduate. May also be, simply, a woman from Pennsylvania who has no affiliation to the school or a woman who is not a graduate but is a fan of PSU.
I saw a Nittany Lioness buying a PSU sweatshirt for hir PITT boyfriend. Is she nuts?

That Nittany Lioness is such a bitch . . . I don't know what her husband sees in her. We were having a "Go Michigan" party, and she sat there rooting for Penn State.
by Divadoll January 21, 2009
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