Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix

Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man

by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020

Michael Nelson

A person who is a simp in among us. He doesn’t play with his friends because he would rather gets 14 year old girls Snapchat

Hey hotmama it’s Michael Nelson can I get your snap?

by Tysen Kalata October 9, 2020

jealous nelson

A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).

Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!

by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

Buttercup Nelson

When you douse a bitches pussy in butter then fuck her in a half Nelson

Yo bro I totally put her in a buttercup nelson

by Choppy Tom May 17, 2021

Mc Nelson

A little fifa sweat

Mc Nelson is a big sausage

by Nertian July 31, 2021

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021