Neil

A Neil is a person who is a druggee, for example on marijuana. They often live in California or solihull.
If you know a person who is a Neil don’t trust them, and don’t give them money.

The around the block is such a neil

by MydinglelingMydingleling1432 November 2, 2019

neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).

shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.

by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019

Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond

“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”

by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020

Neil the faggot

A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY

NEIL THE FAGGOT IS SUCKING DICK

by MYNAMESJEFF728 January 19, 2020

Neil Sedaka

Eureka, or eureka moment; an epiphany; when something occurs to you -- e.g., the name of a song or artist -- suddenly on the spur of the moment, esp. when you're driving.

Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.

Neil Sedaka! That's who sings that damn song.

I had a Neil Sedaka moment this afternoon.

by I mean, yeah March 24, 2020

Neil

A dumbass he not funny he’s not scared of ghost his a simp

Neil sucks butt

by Hiitzanabella April 19, 2020

Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.

It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.

by salparade September 15, 2020