Napoleon

A very short man. About 4'0 feet tall even when reached adulthood. People named Napoleon are very ugly, especially Napoleons with glasses and does boring magic tricks.

Napoleon is an ugly ass dude

by Champurado October 24, 2022

napoleon 48 person cross walking event

ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.

metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.

by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022

Napoleon Pussy

A white girl with brown pussy lips and a pink inner.

Yo bro last night this girl had the best Napoleon pussy out of the whole school.

by Aluahakbar January 20, 2023

Nanoot

Basically night-night but mangled as hell

Nanoot mum!

by Iampigmigwig April 4, 2023

Natoons

Natoons is a app made by Kinder and you can find one of their toys by opening a kinder surprise egg

Wanna play natoons?
Sure!

by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023

Napoleon

Hahahahaha he's doing it to his employees now that is fucking hilarious. If I don't get out you all get pulled in...

Hym "The funny thing about Napoleon is... Nothing. I don't have a joke here. I just need to use the word Napoleon before I hit submit."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2023

Napoleon complex

The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.

Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...

by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024