Silk Mustache

When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.

ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.

by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021

Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022

Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.

He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.

by JJGotti December 10, 2022

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

silly mustache

A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.

Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!

by Oldefrog March 5, 2023

Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick

That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.

by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023

Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016