by Jyynx September 25, 2006
The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top.
That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.
That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.
"I guess that fat chick used the money on an extra Big Mac instead of bigger pants and a whole shirt."
Respectable woman: "What the hell is that fat bitch thinking going out in public like that?!"
I would use an example with "muffin-top" in it, but what the hell type of urban slang is muffin-top? Corporate America is not urban
Respectable woman: "What the hell is that fat bitch thinking going out in public like that?!"
I would use an example with "muffin-top" in it, but what the hell type of urban slang is muffin-top? Corporate America is not urban
by nick-_- August 04, 2005
I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.
by Big Ray April 03, 2005
An ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. Amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user's imagination. Sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.
Yo bro, i gotta go punch the muffin (Take a dump)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)
by Tridelt August 05, 2007
The best fuckin' muffin in the whole wide world. He may be a little wet from tears, but he is still coo'
He likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. That's why he is called emo muffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. He knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don't make it in life. SO DON'T EAT EMO MUFFIN, or you WILL regret it the rest of your life. :'(
He likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. That's why he is called emo muffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. He knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don't make it in life. SO DON'T EAT EMO MUFFIN, or you WILL regret it the rest of your life. :'(
Person A: "There's that emo muffin. He looks so sad. Lets go eat him, and see what happens"
Emo Muffin: "if you eat me, i WILL make you go Anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!" :)
Person B: "Ohhh no, lets go. That emo muffin is crazay!"
Emo Muffin: "if you eat me, i WILL make you go Anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!" :)
Person B: "Ohhh no, lets go. That emo muffin is crazay!"
by Brittany Nichole DUH April 13, 2006
(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
by Derek Strassle August 11, 2006