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Mooch

This can be defined in many ways. One of those being a person that steals your kill. That is the most basic, but there is also a person that comes in after a battle and pumps about one round of SMG into you and you die. Another definition of mooch is a person that takes all of your answers and somehow ends up getting a better grade than you.

Mooch:n:The biggest noob that every one hates and needs to learn to play a game as a legit person or just get your ass off of the game.
"You goddamn mooch!!!! I shot you like ten thousand times!!"
"Uh oh here comes _______ hes gonna kill you with the ultimate noob combo"
"I swear if you mooch this kill I wil rape your ass so hard that you will never return to this game again!"
by spence aka. LiveBlue93 December 2, 2007
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moosehead

a noble man, generally created from the spawning of a short bulky man with little black pubic facial hair and a mutant of a woman that yells loudly at children, that will attack anything within his territory, very sexually turned on by the slightest of hip movements, jockstrap and cup should be worn at all times unless your maples
Yo look at that giant moosehead there, he could rape ten women at the same time.

Holy shit mooser just hit a rocket, with his dick.

dude look at that girl, she must have been with moosehead last night
by big phi phi March 8, 2010
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moosh

Moosh fatass!
by sid malana January 29, 2004
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moosehoof

Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!
Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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moochocrousy

The system and or establishment of a highly theorized cock mooching, and or sucking of the male genatalia.
"Wow guys Drew set up the highest form of moochocrousy when he placed his luscious lips around my rock hard veiny joy stick of a cokatalia."
by Cecil Williams December 29, 2007
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Mooch

The Biggest Goon Alive, This person is also Raw as a MuthaFxcka
Mooch is Raw
by MoochisRaw January 24, 2011
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Mooch

Quite possibly the best gamer that ever lived.
Person A: So I played against Mooch last night.

Person B: Oh yeah? How'd that go?

Person A: Well, you know, it's Mooch. So I stood no chance.
by KGB4EV3R July 15, 2011
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