montobesim

It is the definition of the perfect dream, like an ultimate reality.

I woke up one day after a montobesim dream.

by pepplesjudith May 12, 2018

Monteray

The formal name of spinach and artichoke dip.

You guys thinking crab dip or should we go with the Monteray?

by Jeffro85 July 31, 2018

Montes

A Fortnite-loving person who spends all his bank savings and even his car for just 10 V-Bucks

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Montes?
Person 2: He's payin and playin

by YeetusMcFeetus August 11, 2018

Montepreme

Supreme has been cool for a while now, but now Supreme is shit. There is Montepreme now. It's a mix between Monte and Supreme, that's why it's called Montepreme. Grab your gear while it lasts! Montepreme is hyped af.

A: Hey Bro! Is that a Montepreme Tee?
B: Yes, live with the hype you dick.

by alessioooo April 18, 2018

montelatto

a good person
very creative and great at coming up with solutions to problems
they are a valuable friend and wonderful family memeber

"shes a real keeper y'know."
-"really?"
"yeah shes a montelatto."

by Half cult May 30, 2018

Monte

usually has nappy hair and overly oily skin

Dat nigga monte

by WEEDISLIKEPUSSY June 3, 2018

monte

monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!

*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*

old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!

*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*

by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018