Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play

"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"

by MadRizz February 11, 2022

Vr._.monke

A very good gorilla tag player that cannot be beat . Vr._.monke is the best there is at gorilla tag

Oh no it’s vr._.monke we need to leave . Agreed everyone leave

by Vr._.monke February 25, 2022

Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out

Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.

by Babywithgrenades July 31, 2019

Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole

I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch

by JTCarter March 25, 2022

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 29, 2021

Dirty Holly Monk

A girl whos really slutty yet no one actually wants her. Shes also colossal

"Yo my ex girl was lowkey a slut.. she a dirty holly monk lowkey"
"eww thats nasty bruv"

by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024

baby monke

A monke that is a baby

William was just born, he's a baby monke

by Wechatwang November 21, 2021