Monday moment

It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)

Damn bro that’s a Monday moment

by TSK007 April 10, 2023

Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday

“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”

by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Monday

THE WORST DAY IN GHE FUCKING WEEK

Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS

by Weezerland March 3, 2025

Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.

"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"

by Ember Pember July 3, 2020

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people (specifically college students) Drink a homemade brew of alcohol.

Yo its Moonshine Monday get out that brew you have under your bed!

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009