Melon

Is a fruit that all niggas like.

¨Yo my nigga wheres my melons nigga?¨

by Tweet2831 April 4, 2017

Melon

When someone says or does something so stupid you have no way to Describe it

Why have you done that for ya big melon.

by fattyyyyyyyy June 16, 2017

melonslut

You'll never know

a melon das a slut
actually idk

i only like it when daddy calls me melonslut ;)

by ashleyxes August 6, 2017

melon exchange

A melon exchange is when two pregnant women suck on each others breasts until they lose circulation and become unattached from the body. Then they are placed in a blender to be consumed by their child

"my mom wanted to abort me after she got melon exchanged"

by Rusty cabbage August 26, 2017

Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

Melon

A really good person, not to be confused with melons
Melon is usually a nickname for someone that is ecstatic and loves to be around people
Usually not single and loves fun stuff.
Usually accosiated with groups and chats that enjoy his/hers presence
Loves any jokes and loves memes.

Oh, stop making me laugh, Your being such a Melon right now

by UrbanUnofficial May 17, 2018

Melon

Someone who is acting silly, dumb, or foolish

“You melon”

by Klopfdyl000 May 31, 2018