Bed to me

When you’re so tired of someone’s drama you sleep great

“Yep she’s bed to me now and I slept great”

by chHAad January 17, 2021

Flag

Get the Bed to memug.

me dammit

1. When god is frustrated, angry, sad, etc. he exclaims this instead of God dammit

God: Jesus clean your room!

Jesus: But dad!

God: me dammit do as you're told!

by Alcoholic Seman Thrower April 2, 2013

Flag

Get the me dammitmug.

Be me a bone

When you’re brother says leave me alone it a mocking come back that asserts your dominance

Brother: leave me alone

You: be me a bone
Brother: just leave me alone

You: I can’t leave you alone till you be me a bone

by Ace Avocado March 30, 2019

Flag

Get the Be me a bonemug.

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.

Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.

by QuacksO July 28, 2019

Flag