Malecowfeces

Year's ago as a lawyer, I would have to file legal briefs with the court responding to the argument being made by my opponent in his/her pleading or brief. So often, I just want to say this or that argument was just plain bullshit. Of course I could not without risking suffering the ire of a judge. So, I came up with Malcowfeces which is Male Cow Feces, better known as BULLSHIT. Used it several times over the years and never got called out.

I object. Your honor, for my distinguished colleague to say that my client was inebriated at the time he walked naked into the bar full of Nuns is pure malecowfeces.

by Word E Smith March 15, 2022

MatchaPTSD

A condition suffered by the members of the 5th of July BLANK STREET team. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares, and severe fear of the color green, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about whisks. Treatments include; a cheeky Nandos, and cold beer!

Bro I have MatchaPTSD from yesterday!

by BlankBlankBlankStreet July 6, 2022

Matchew

The most perfect human being on the planet means everything to me I wouldn’t be alive Rn without him he helped me see the light when I needed to he’s the most funny creative fit lad ever I’ve never been so happy in my life he knows how to make you happy and would do anything for anyone even tho he’s slightly gay with all his friends he still kinda loves his gf to that has a really big ass and loves cars and scaring the shit out of ppl and likes to think his ass is big but it’s just not

You- damn I’m so flat

Matchew-ik

You-shut up Matchew your the reason there’s more doors than wheels

by Bigbunda123 May 17, 2022

Match Hoe

It's a slang used in th e drug world that defines a chick that will lay down for a 5 dollar match at a game room. Also known as a dope hoe or flat backer or a sack chaser.

A match hoe would say, "Hey I really want to play a match at the game room I'll give it up if U will pay me so I can go play."

by Tressmess July 23, 2022

matchaqueen

Unparalleled beauty

She is definitely a matchaQueen, they can’t come any prettier than that!

by Jonnythun1979 August 4, 2022

MatchDay

To have sexual relations with someone. A term created by the infamous group: diFebe aka ba straata.

Yoh oaks, I need to have a MatchDay.

by That’s true October 10, 2022

Majeczko

a very petrifying human being to be around. Has no soul or regret in any action that she does, even if there are consequences. She is racist, because she is typically Polish (aka job stealer). she is very gorgeous though, and forever will stay Grisha's girlfriend.

Max- oh is that Majeczko?
Tyler- yep, that's Grisha's girlfriend
Max- Oh, I definitely don't want to mess with them because they are both for sure racists.

by rich russian racist November 22, 2022