Social Masturbation

The act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. You can use text, video or voice chat.

"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"

"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."

by Brittaphile August 20, 2013

Over Masturbation

When you masturbate util you ejaculate, then keep on masturbating straight after, ignoring your dick's protests.

Over masterbating last night was awsome, the sperm really massaged my penis and i came again within 15 minutes of vigourous spanking. Over Masturbation is awsome

by apple6969696969 April 15, 2009

Poetical Masturbation

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.

Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.

by LLJDP February 2, 2010

super masturbation

Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women

Ever since I discovered super masturbation my life has gotten so much better, my record is 17!

by daddymann March 10, 2016

masturbating maniac

Someone, usually a male who masturbates obsessively every day for hours, for months and years on end.

Dion is a self proclaimed masturbating maniac.

by kam75xx May 20, 2023

Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 22, 2015

Masturbation Audience

a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story

That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.

by ZingleZee November 18, 2019