Marcos

A guy who has a very small penis.

Scientifically proven that 32% of the micropenis community is named Marcos.

Jerry: "Hey, I heard that dude Marcos has a fucking tiny pecker."

Christina: "Yeah, I would never ride that pencil of a penis."

by HitlerDidNothingWr0ng October 19, 2018

Marko

Big gay nibba with a spider-man sk8board.

OMG its Marko. I better run away.

by A total GOD May 25, 2019

Tread marks

a game played only by jewish childern attending private school
considred a sport

That game is tight .
Tread marks cal tread trad marks.

by Michael Coolmonkey April 20, 2004

skid marks

often occur when a young boy is just too darn lazy to take a shit. would rather sit on the couch and watch tv. the outcome is a smelly mark of dookdook on the boys underpants, and often results in an embarrassing permanent stain.

look! billy has skid marks all over his tighty whities!

by dr. draygay August 1, 2008

Marksman

the act of creating a killzone of jizz, with one shot above the left eye, one between the eyes, and one directly into the right eye all in one orgasm

Dude, your sister came over and when I jizzed, i completed a perfect marksman shot.

by mattdamon2334 March 25, 2009

GROUCHO MARKS

When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).

That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.

by Domfather May 13, 2005

x marks the spot

This is when you bury some poor soul in the sand usually at the beach with their face exposed then you drop your drawers and you take a huge shit on their face.

Billy: Did you see that?
John: Huh?
Billy: That kid had shit all over his face.
John: Oh, that's an "x marks the spot."

by ericpimp October 15, 2006