Bitch Mangle

To maneuver clumsily.

Mike flaked out so we had to bitch mangle the piano into the house ourselves.

by ceilingsbro1 December 10, 2018

L’manberg

One word.... Nukes

The had blown up l’manberg noooooo

by Miles_pogboy November 8, 2021

The Mangled

A man’s shaft that has been mauled by a dog

Have you seen the mangled

by MangleManPatty November 12, 2021

The Mangler

When the penetrating sex partner crosses index finger and middle finger as one pair and ring finger and pinky finger as second pair and inserts the pair of fingers into vagina and anus. Bonus if the thumb stimulates the clit simultaneously.

Man Rachel goes wild for the mangler, when I do it she squirts to ceiling.

by Eyeballed March 7, 2023

Shrimp Mangler

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.

Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!

by DrSauce October 30, 2022

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 4ft11 to 5ft4 is a turbo-manlet. As a particularly stunted member of the manlet family, the turbo-manlet eternally resides at the very bottom of the social food chain. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, the turbo-manlet harbors what can (ironically) only be described as a colossal hatred for women and society but mostly for himself. Utterly insignificant, deeply insecure, inherently effeminate and unquestionably pathetic, the turbo-manlet represents the quintessence of manletism.

I think I just stepped on a turbo-manlet. Is there any manlet residue stuck to the sole of my shoe?

by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

meddling manlet

A quarrelsome and small-minded manlet who is prone to ineffectively inserting himself into grown-up issues and conversations in a futile attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his dwarfish life and despite the fact that grown-up subject matter goes right over his pea-brained, little head. 1978, Maryland State Delegate and absolute manlet Isaiah Dixon who hilariously tried to legislatively ban the playing of Randy Newman's musical masterpiece Short People on the radio is a good example of this phenomenon, as well as disgraced video game producer and miserable manlet boy Tiny Todd Howard who, because of his effeminate petiteness and overpowering Napoleon complex, has childishly ruined many video games with his transparent and preposterous tall tales.

Lol, why is that squealing manlet stuck headfirst in that trashcan over there? The meddling manlet tried to stop a group of children from riding that roller coaster because he was denied entrance due to his girlish height, so the kids threw him in the trash where he belongs. The trashcan must be like an aircraft hangar to that microscopic manlet boy. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024