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Paper Man

1) A person who acts all high and mighty, but is actually weak-willed and pathetic in reality.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.
Don't listen to him, he is a paper man through and through

Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man
by Definitely Not Weed September 19, 2017
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Classic Man

Of the highest class; classiest of all.

The embodiment of a classic in the flesh. To be a Classic Man is the highest honor one may obtain in a society. A women may not become a Classic Man refer to Fox
You’re a classic man.
He is a classic man.
by Forgiven Studios April 2, 2020
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Pepsi Man

A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.

In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.
Pope: Let us pray now, brothers.. pray that he is watching... pray that our lord Pepsi man is watching... pray that he will give us strength, knowledge, and freedom. Let us pray, my brothers!

Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.
by BruhReallyMakingMeActUp March 2, 2021
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Muffin man

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
by Rono December 11, 2008
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Man clown

A female who will do anything for her man even though it makes her look stupid.

Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.
Samantha: damari cheated on me again
Danielle: you better not take him back

Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye

Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown
by jazzy_vilar September 22, 2018
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idk man

"I don't know man"

It's used at the end of a long piece of advice just so that if the person takes the advice and things go wrong, the advice giver can't be blaimed for it.
I think you should ask her out, but idk man.
by Accidental_discovery June 21, 2016
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The Ant Man

When you enter through the ass while your dick is flaccid and becomes erect once it's inside
"My anal cavity blew up like a balloon whenever Frank did the ant man inside me"
by Dyslexifier March 23, 2019
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