Mail

1. Something old people did to send messages

2. A text that took forever to get to the receiver.

I sure hope the mail gets here on time.

by ADoctor.TheDoctor October 18, 2018

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Owl-mail

E-mail received after typical work hours.

"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"

by GetSmart! February 7, 2019

Agree-mail

Email communication agreeing to everything, when you're wasted and should not be communicating with anyone.

Oh yeah, I got an agree-mail from him the other night, at 4am!

by And. July 19, 2018

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019

mail manipulator

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office

man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again

by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025