machine cum

Rapid fire ejaculation...on a girl's face.

Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

by Dave and Dennis October 20, 2006

Machine Gun Kelly

weed.

“Machine Gun Kelly is weed.”

by the woman who gave birth to yo October 13, 2021

dick machine

My brother james. Someone who is a complete tool.

Yo nigga, that be james. He's a real dick machine.

by sengooo June 10, 2008

ATM machine

The words uttered by a complete moron ATM is short for Automated Teller Machine.
When you say ATM machine your using machine twice.

Sid: I just got some cash from the ATM machine.
Luke: Great is it to make a payment to the Department of Redundancy Department, you looser.
Sid: What?
Luke: You just said Automated Teller Machine Machine!!!!!

by David Pridy April 29, 2005

arabian lemon wedge machine

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.

Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!

by Adamthemachinewhouseslemonwedges April 4, 2008

time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....

How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.

by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011

Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow

A Retrograde Wheelbarrow is where the female places her hands on the ground to support herself whilst the male picks up her lower body and thrusts into her, mimicking a wheelbarrow (with extra sex).
A Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow is the same, but the female places her hands onto a machine gun emplacement and fires, causing vibrations to resonate throughout the female, and into the male, resulting in increased pleasure for both members.

May be performed during actual defence of a position for extra tension.

The Soviet Army 1939-1945
I'm pretty damn sure the Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow (or "Machine Gun Fucking") occurred then.

by Nightrunex December 12, 2011