Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.
by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019
Get the Floor lovermug. Having extreme feelings for someone
by Whaddup_brah August 23, 2020
Get the Lovers ballsmug. When your having a wank, just before you blow the load, shout out your girlfriend/boyfriend then try and finish the job before they get into your room, if not they can finish you off.
by John.E June 21, 2015
Get the Lover Wankmug. by BatSk8 May 31, 2018
Get the party lovermug. Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.
Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”
by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022
Get the lovers suicidemug. My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
Get the Cucumbersome lovermug. by urmominmybeduwu June 4, 2021
Get the grape lovermug.