Loser mode

A recurrent, distraught feeling where a person has consistent visions of a particular unsuccessful episode. It is like a friend who keeps reminding you in a mall that you forgot to wear trousers. Loser mode is triggered by any recent temporary failures or references to that particular episode. It may be composed of a number of recollections of such similar events which leads to self loathing as the person looks at himself as evolutionarily unfit and deems himself a social loser. In certain cases, a competitively lesser mortal tends to surpass the subject in the event in his performance, thereby making the subject lose complete sanity. In such cases, loser mode advances to epic-fail loser mode which is the real world equivalent of a limbo dream state.

Hard Working Person: "Crap!This paper contains questions similar to those in my previous screwed up paper. Loser mode activated."

Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."

Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."

by Outer space chocolate man November 30, 2010

Open Loser

A description of a someone who is not a loser presently, but who has the ability to become a loser.

Cam thinks excessive Facebok usage makes you a loser.

Jack uses Facebook, not excessively, but has the ability to use it excessively.

Therefore in Cam's opinion Jack is an Open Loser.

by JackAndCam April 4, 2010

Sore loser

99% of alabama football fans

That alabama fan is blaming everything on their loss! Just own up to it! Such sore losers

by mcg4628 December 1, 2019

buttmunching loser

a loser who muches on butts

tina is a buttmunching loser

by kpxchronic April 13, 2004

Sore loser

It means u can't take a loss to ksi

Guy: Logan Paul is a sore loser
Girl: ikr

by SubscribeTooPewdiepie December 25, 2019

Faggot Bitch Ass Loser Cunt

Anyone who uses Megaknight, Wizard, or Royal Giant in Clash Royale.

He just placed a Royal Giant at the bridge, what a faggot bitch ass loser cunt.

by PrettyMuchBro June 21, 2021

Loser Kids

loser kid is a preogetary term for a wannabe emo/rocker/gayboy/nerd loser who is a fucking cocky bastard and has loser friends and deserves to be shot and curbstomped

"ahh yeah mills, rhys and evo and all them guys are all loser kids, fucking douchebags"

by longslongdong June 20, 2008