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loser face 

A person, usually an ugly girl or old person, unfortunate enough to always have "bitter beer face." Usually involves lips rolled somewhat into the mouth with a cringing look across the face.
Wow that girl over there has a great body but serious loser face.
loser face by Brian Hanson May 19, 2005

Loser Denial 

Terribly missing an ex... where that you just can't help yourself
"my best friend has a bad case of loser denial"
Loser Denial by Honest Gent 002 January 17, 2009

loser in life 

When you suck at every thing you do in life
Sayed.A. Is a loser in life. He can not read nor write, he sucks at math and PE and every other subject that has ever been created. He has no friends and his mother told her doctor that he could keep him when he was born. It sad to say but it's clear that Sayed.A. Will never get laid (by a man or a woman) and will most likely live the rest of his Lonely life living in a cardboard box outside of Walmart.

loser/faggot/queer/bitch 

something that ppl are when they leave a fucking chat in MSN.
CHELSEA, TYLER, CALEB, TAYLOR, GARY, LAURA, UNNI, JASON, NICK, AMY, AND WALDO. ALSO CONSIDERED ASS HOLES.

USED IN A SENTENCE:
1)Them loser/faggot/queer/bitches all left me alone.
2) What a bunch of loser/faggot/queer/bitches.

Loser Cruiser 

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.
"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

loser magnet 

Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.
Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.
loser magnet by BobbyRayM January 11, 2008